League description:
Noi cucerim lumea!
We conquer the world!
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Aceasta este o liga internationala superba unde toti managerii sunt bineveniti!
This is a splendid international league where all managers are welcome!
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50 de manageri in liga, sistemul ligii este 1:2:2 (RD, 1a, 1b, 2a, 2b), un meci pe saptamana (plus cel din cupa), 10 echipe in fiecare divizie.
2 cupe in fiecare sezon; prima in dubla mansa, a doua intr-o singura mansa.
50 managers in league, the system of league is 1:2:2 (RD, 1a, 1b, 2a, 2b), one match per week (plus the cup match), 10 teams per division.
2 cups per season; first cup in double round, the second in one round.
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Distractii in liga:
- nu vindem droguri, doar bere;
- campionul da de baut la colegii de divizie;
- program flexibil la gradina zoologica;
- aruncatul cu pietre este permis si incurajat;
- daca nu aveti tinta buna chemati ajutoare;
- SRI-ul ligii interogheaza constant lumea;
- cand o sa castigati un trofeu va spunem si o poveste;
- daca nu castigati niciun trofeu va spunem 2;
- interviuri cu moartea poate obtine oricine;
- premiul "pana mea" se acorda saptamanal unui manager;
- cronica ligii e picanta si se serveste in sange;
- sangele vine tot de la cronicar;
- acele de împuns prietenii/dusmanii sunt gratuite;
- statisticile apar pe tavan in stil gotic;
- pastram curat locul de dat cu capul;
- daca nu aveti cap va imprumutam noi.
Fun in league:
- We do not sell drugs, just beer;
- Champion giving drink to fellow division;
- Flexible program at the zoo;
- Throwing stones is allowed and encouraged;
- If you do not have good target call for help;
- League's FBI constantly interrogates the world;
- When you will win a trophy we will tell you a story too;
- If you do not win any trophy will tell you two;
- Interviews with death anyone can get;
- Award "my feather" is given weekly to a manager;
- League's chronicle is spicy and served in blood;
- The blood comes also from chronicler;
- Needles for pierced friends / enemies are free;
- Statistics appear on ceiling in gothic style;
- Keep clean the place to hit with head;
- If you have no head we will lend you. |