Dynamo Dyson Division 5:19, Xpert International Manager: Dyson2655

Still no Idea !!!

The press were sat there pinging question after question ; " Whats it like being top of the league " ? " Will you continue to talk about a dv only season after the start youve had " ? How have you got so many youths blended with new oldies so quick " ? " Do you have any sugar in your coffee " ? A resounding and firm " NO" was the reply from Dyson, I like the bitter taste of coffee and when you blend two heaped spoons of the brown gold and mix it with boiling water and add a dash of ice cold cow juice , you my friends are in liquid heaven . As for the plight of his side so far, Dyson had no answers, 7 points already more than we expected all season. DV figures looking better than the figures of the Miami Dolphin cherleaders - well maybe not but arousing all the same and a brand new squad appearing to gel quicker than a teenage boys hair on date night. But back to the serious stuff - take for example a costa flat white - it simply doesnt get any better, sure a cappuchino with an extra shot of expresso is nice but not the same. And with that i shall return to my coffee and enjoy the very short lived feeling of leading the league as i sip my hot piece of joy.

2013-04-25 17:32 386 Views Reporter: Celticlegend

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