THE WRATH OF THE ANTICHRISTS

- Since 1st October 2013 -
The AntiChrists have won the XCL, league and cup.
The AntiChrists have scored 81 goals and conceded 2 goals.
The AntiChrists are currently on an unbeaten run of 37 games.




"It's not easy to be this incredibly awesome", says Chrille, while brushing off a hair from his shining leather shoes, "but I try to be humble about it."

Satanism has been on the rise lately with The AntiChrists growing in power and
spreading fear in its opponents. A team many had their eyes on already from its
beginning, but it wasn't until 2013 it exploded in fame when they brutally slaughtered
the poor infidels of the XCL. It was raw and bloody, and the XCL final was no
exception. The AntiChrists showed no mercy when they humiliated Bolt Thrower in
front of thousands of managers.


"Comparing Bolt Thrower to The AntiChrists is like comparing a volvo to a
ferrari. Sure, it's a good car, great to take a ride in with the family, but can it
beat the ferrari in a competition?" - Michael Schumacher


"Our aim is not to be nice", main striker Paulo Cassiano admits, "our aim is to kick your ass." He continues: "We want our opponents to genuinely believe that they can beat us though. Because the pain will be so much greater for them when they wake up to reality."

After the XCL was over and done with the hungry soulcrushers from S.t Ameno could
focus all their attention on this season of Hattrick League where there were some
unfinished business to resolve - namely getting revenge and redemption for all of the
unfortunate and controversial happenings from the season before
. Which according
to Chrille was the worst season he's ever had, from an emotional standpoint, which
probably sound ironic consider he won the XCL that very season.

Fast-forward about three months and the Hattrick League has now come to an end.
The AntiChrists got their revenge in the most brutal fashion - finishing a whopping 8
points above the runner-up with a goal difference of 37-2; winning the cup without
conceding a single goal during full-time; winning most points/assists/goals/x11 too.
In half of the games played the opponents of The AntiChrists didn't create a single
chance.

"I haven't seen this much rape since I saw the french movie Irréversible"
- Patrick Bateman on The AntiChrists success

The defence in particular have proved to be outstanding. Claus-Dieter Matern, who
recently turned 28 years old, did something that possibly no other keeper has done
in the history of the Xpert Leagues - keeping 27 straight clean sheets in a row - about
2500 minutes without conceding a single goal.

"A bit disappointing that I couldn't keep the streak going all season", says Matern, "I wanted to make Chrille proud. And maybe one day take the place of Hiroki Futabatei in his heart."

When The AntiChrists returned home after the last round meeting against Scalabis
Wolves - they were met by thousands of cheering fans. Many of them actually X11 users.
Here's what some of them had to say:

"I once got to kiss Chrille's hand. That was the best day of my life."
- METALAC

"Chrille inspires me to be a better human being."
- _mr.Xpert_

"Chrille.... I may not go down in history... but I WILL go down on your sister."
- DarckKnigh
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"...Gildar knew everything but Chrille discovered stuff - he knew stuff that was unknown til he discovered it. That's true genius if you ask me."
- Michelep

"CHRILLE I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BODY SO BAD!!!! PLEASE CHRISTIAN. PLEASE WRITE ME A GUESTBOOK POST. IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME."
- Kktegta

"Ah..the same ****** game made by Swe for Swe managers that login a couple of minutes per week. sensational!"
- Clint_

"Wow! There's a lot that can be said about this wonderful man. He has touched our very souls and lit fires in our hearts. He is the voice of the voiceless; the light in the darkness; and the strength for the weak. He will be a legend for the the world to read about in the present and the far future." *Journalist interrupts* - You speaking about Chrille? "No, I was talking about Nelson Mandela? Chrille is definitely a ****!"
- Anonymous

 

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