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Dynamo Dyson
Division 5:19, Xpert International
Manager: Dyson2655

Live and let die

The media were gathered at Stadio Dysocio earlier today as Dynamo unveiled a new bond scheme to reward loyal fans who stood by the club through thick and thin.
The scheme has recently been the subject of many comments from the globe's journalists including the following;

"Amazing value, worth buying 2 " - Ofcom
"Its more expensive not to buy one " - Watchdog
"Looks great in black" - Womans Weekly .

With thousands of fans expected to turn up to partake in the bond scheme - which will see fans who pre-buy four season tickets get a fifth one free of charge as a reward for their loyalty - extra security was drafted in for the occasion.

Manager Dyson, who was fronting the PR event by presenting the fans with their bond schemes as well as a signed teddy bear as a memento, waited patiently as the gates were opened.
There was some gasps from insiders at the club when only 11 people had turned up, there was a slight embarrassment as it later turned out that 10 of those had turned up thinking it was in fact a chance to meet James Bond and not a season ticket deal. 8 disappointed fans had brought their Daniel Craig calendars for signing whilst two elderly ladies were arrested for violence after finding out Mr Connery was not turning up. And the 11th fan had merely been passing and wanted a toilet to use.

So no fans took advantage of the new bond scheme, hardly surprising when the club have been woeful in getting relegated and not a great advert for entertainment.

But the day ended on a good note when, hearing about their plight, Sean Connery bailed the two elderly ladies out of prison following the early ruckus .

2014-05-09 02:30	666 Views		Reporter: TonyBrazil

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