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| Back to the Roots |
Crowds gathered outside the King George Hotel last night after rumours that UK’s had been spotted entering the premises via the back door with a team of penguins from his old Lawyers firm. Sue Grabbit & Runne.
Shortly afterwards windows were broken and the Police arrived in riot gear, as PC constipation put it:
“We have a situation, it would seem that rogue manager UK’s got lucky in a poker game last night and is now the new owner of SSS”
And that’s when the **** really hit the fan, within minutes the place packed with angry Classic League locals and a number of strangers, many of them had lost large amounts of money due to UK’s antics in the past. A number of women pushing prams also quickly appeared waving paper with demands for blood tests and child maintenance…
It took police (and a few psychiatrics) almost 3 hours to calm the situation, the press conference was then further delayed as UK’s refused to start unless the Fleet Street Legend, Sue Palmer was present. When she finally arrived in a very tight and extremely short skirt, a see through blouse and here trademark black lace gloves…. UK’s eyes almost popped out.
“Blimey Sue, I heard you had put on some weight but I thought it was around the waist, how much did those cost?”
The two quickly disappeared behind the scenes and an hour later returned, Sue brushed her hair and wiped the stains off the blouse while UK’s made the following statement.
“It’s been a while, I have conquered many castles in Lords & Knights across many servers, I have waged numerous wars with stupid Clans & spent time & money on numerous other games, it would seem however that despite my constant moaning Xpert Eleven can’t be that bad as I have never really got it out of my system.
In a High stakes poker round last week against some strange Swede called Iwe I stunned him and a few others beating his Royal Flush with 5 Aces!
The pot included a team called SSS in the Classic League, a poor team with a rundown stadium, not a skirt in sight, a quick look at the surrounding however and the prospect of a reunion with old friends & foes was enough to convince me that I had to give it another go.”
After a few minutes of chaos and a number of arrests UK’s was able to continue:
“It’s good to be back where it all started, many old friends have gone but a few are still around and maybe a few more will return in time, I have unfinished business in the Classic League. SSS will go through a total revamp once the Silly season starts and will move to the still vacant ‘Swamp’ where it all started, this time we will go all the way, and I won’t change teams just before winning the cup…
It’s going to be a tough job but it’s one that I will finish this time, I may never catch that Pesky Lobster but I will take this orrible lot to the very top”
Now Bugger Off, me Sue, & Silicon Valley have a lot of catching up to do…
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