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Smallest Ego of the World Returns to XL! |
Sir Intentionally Leftblank entered his new office in his old hometown Amsterdam, football capital of the world. A horde of paperazzi jumped on him to question him about his new club.
His twelve female bodyguards, inherited from Muammar Khadaffi, cleared the way. He halted and said: "OK. I will answer a few questions."
"Why did you move to the Xpert League?", the first reporter asked.
"Because the managers are smarter here than in the Ultimate League. I needed a challenge. It's here, not there. Besides. I heard that Bohemia Prag recently became a father. I'm a father too, Bohemia! I have 23 kids in 5 continents. I know what you feel. I'm here to rescue you."
"How do you look back on your return to the Ultimate League and your time with the Interim Brutez there?", a second reporter asked.
"I had a wonderful time there. I remained unbeaten until the end."
"But it was only a week..?"
"So what? I set a record which will never be forgotten in the history of the Interim Brutez."
"Who is your biggest rival here?"
"I'm unrivaled. I know no equals. I read that a certain Poison Chalice calls himself GOAT. Well, let him try. I wish him luck to become Garbage Of All Time."
"And why the new name 'Dutch Quichottes'?"
"Because I want to honour the noble knight who fought against windmills. I even have a yell - "
"SAY IT LOUD I',M BRUTE AND PROUD?" the reporters shouted, recalling that famous slogan.
"No. From now on I'll quote The Man Of La Mancha himself, who said 'Thou hast seen nothing yet..."
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