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| Preparing Excuses |
You know how it is , firstly following the change report its imperative that the whole world knows just how many of your players only single jumped off dv of 18 plus , and its absolutely vital to mankind that the entire game is made aware of any players who didn't even get a visible jump off dv of 17 .
Once this is out of the way you can have a look at your new divisions stats . Immediately upon seeing your not in the top 2 on strength figures then you have your first press release sorted . You are not the best side in the division which means you can say you would love to go for promotion but of course should you fail it is in no way a reflection of your manager skill , its because those stats don't lie .
This of course means you simply must keep the low skilled kids who wont ever get a game in your squad as this simple stat will be referred to every time you get a bad result or are not in the hunt for the top 2 spots .
There is of course the jewel in the crown and good old DV , No matter how bad you get beaten , no matter how far behind the leaders you are , those simple two letters ,DV, mean you can still claim to be the greatest manager of all time . Because it matters not you spent hours setting tactics , carefully chose your formation and set a win bonus , you didn't really ant a result - all you really wanted was one extra dv point for your defenders aged 32 and 31 , players who are pivotal to your 5 , 10 , 15 , 20 * season plan .
* = increase the number of seasons plan dependant on how badly you lost .
Once you have mastered this then you have the Ingredients for a season long of playing down your side , backing out of earlier claims of glory and more vitally making sure your opponent knows that should you ever match there success and gain promotion a few times the next time you meet you will surely destroy them - especially if that 32 yr old defender is now a 45 lvl 26 monster .
If all this fails then of course we have the game engine . I mean how in any reality that could possibly exist would your side be beaten by a far superior side when you man marked there play maker and guessed there formation .
I mean just imagine if coaches Europe wide simply guessed Barcelona would be playing 3-5-2 and had man marked Messi - they would have never won anything .
So of course it is surely a blip of the game that your opponent should possibly win by playing a better side and also roughly countering what you played .
Please note that by adding a copy of the match stats to the official forums you further enhance your managerial genius and the world can see that you never ever deserve to lose a game again on xpert .
By following these simple rules it should ensure that no matter what the forthcoming season brings , your reputation as the greatest manager your laptop has ever seen will remain globally intact .
And for the record - im only the 4th strongest side in division 5:17 and planning for in 5 seasons time so its dv all the way for me . Unless I win the first 5 of course upon which my plan all along was to take the title and keep moving up . ( All this may change if the other managers turn out to be better than me and if that happens of course they will only have short term glory where as I am destined for 45 consecutive XCL wins because im going conveyor )
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