Dynamo Dyson
Division 5:19, Xpert International
Manager: Dyson2655
Spark
Ever since the early cave men bashed two flint stones together and created orange magic man has loved a spark.

That first time your eyes meet with an attractive member of the opposite sex and you realise you're not getting a slap, your heart pounding and pulse racing as little butterflies take over the body, mind and even other areas.

The reassuring sound of the boiler exploding into life after returning from a winter's stroll, safe in the knowledge that you will soon be sitting down enoying a Cadburys options* hot chocolate as the radiators emit heat filling your home with a warm love.
*Other brands are available but in these early months of new year's resolutions the low calorie count is second to none.

The sound of your vehicle engine as you twist the key unleashing all that horse power beneath you, leaving you full of adrenaline as you wait for the red lights to hit green and you power away pushing the land speed record close as you pop to Tesco* for some milk - normally after the lady of the house has dragged you away from xpert.
*A recent survey says Tesco is the most popular supermarket and depsite being a Sainsburys man it made sense to use everyone's favourite.

And away from all those magical sparks in the dull, real world; nothing matches the spark that is given when your side finally goes out and does on the pitch just what you have been waiting for since the opening day and lifts all the clouds of doubt like a strong burning sun.

Now a cup win against a side who have not been managed in a month isn't the best, but we still hit 6 past a side who matched us for skill and edged us for age and experience. 

The more I think about it, that initial spark with a girl may actually beat this but for now that win is all I need.

Whether we can carry this on, or like most of those intial sparks the flame sadly dies and you return to the loneliness or cold where you set out from. It's early days in the season and many more perfomances like that are needed if we are to live up to pre season dreams.

But like all dreams, if you believe them then they are real; and unless its a villianous dream catcher from a Disney film no one can take them away from you. Unless it's the woman spark again and a hunk resembling an aftershave advert guy appears on the scene and that dream is gone into the night.

My dream now is to progress further in the cup and win every league game left this season, well I have more chance of that than the dreams I've been having about Megan Fox ever since re-watching Transformers 2 the other night.

2015-01-19 00:47 2070 Views Reporter: TonyBrazil

Cup Final!
South Hooligans make it through to the final where a tough opponent awaits.

Angels are double winners!
It's been a season of Angels delight

XCL LXX
Hooligans say its great to be back after 36 seasons as they survey their fellow challengers in the latest Xpert Champions League tournament, and worry

Dream League Cup Champions!
A familiar name is back on the Dream League cup as an extraordinary cup competition reaches its climax.

See you in XCL
An almost perfect return to the game as the manager wins their division and the Final League Cup.
2023-09-27 01:06 Cup winners & promotion achieved!
2023-09-21 14:00 27
2023-08-24 00:03 Special day
2023-07-21 01:38 Press
2022-06-30 15:09 Xtreme League title race
2020-06-06 18:12 Exclusive: Manager considering rebuild!
2020-04-12 18:40 Three is the magic number!
2019-12-29 09:49 League Winners Again!
2019-12-14 22:40 There or thereabouts
2019-10-19 19:30 It's Time
2019-10-19 01:23 Shock away win
2019-10-17 15:33 This Is Just Crazy!
2019-10-08 10:06 To the Top!
2019-09-13 16:46 Exclusive: Champions in style!
2019-09-11 00:48 Free swing or the beginning of the end?
2019-08-22 21:20 Cup Run End
2019-08-06 00:50 Defensive masterclass
2019-07-18 17:14 More like it
2019-06-12 23:24 Great Season! / XCL Task!
2019-06-05 23:50 "Keep Picking Up Points"
2019-05-19 01:48 Losing the advantage
2019-01-04 01:22 What the...
2019-01-04 01:10 New signings and new season
2018-10-19 17:41 Thriller at the top
2018-08-20 23:27 Nightmare start


XCL LXXI (71) Group Stage review
Hooligans, Angels, Giant and Pink Pandas, Angry and PANIC teams, all Glory Finding in the group stage hoping to make it through to the knock out stage

Game updates: an interview with Saarde
Face editing, new skill bar colours, AI teams in private leagues, and more. Saarde talks about the changes with explanations and insights.

*New update 2024 - AI and more*
The game has seen updates in a number of areas, that were all implemented on the 1st of April

Two more MotW winners
Patrese and BlueArm06 join the increasing list of first time winners of Manager of the Week

Nail biting to the end in Xpert Ladies
A title fight so close that the victor admits it took them a day and a quarter to pluck up the courage to find out how it ended

Manager of the Week: Speed723
The Need for Speed723 continues at My-Tee Athletic as the club hunts down a place in the top flight of the Ultimate League

Sometimes the camel can be king
Team of the month are Beasts in the league then a cup burden helps the little guy to a big prize

Xpert Champions League LXXI
The 71st season of Xpert Champions League has been drawn.

XCL LXX (70) Knockout stages to final
16 teams left in the competition and now even Not Bothered Buzzards are getting a bit bothered while the Angry Birds are getting angrier

Manager of the Week: Bingleybantam
The week before last the crown landed in the city of Bradford!
© Xpert Eleven AB 2003 - 2024