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'Hello ladies' was the greeting Jimbo gave to the assembled throngs of Bajens Soderbonor fans. 'It is lovely to be here in what is a female dominated world. I am delighted to venture into these new territories. I hope you will all stick around when things kick up a notch next season. As for now, it is just get to the end of the year.'
'We are already relegated and we have two games left not to build on DV, as its totally non-existent, but to salvage a few DV's. If we can, then a few of these players can be sold, and the clubs coffers can be replenished. I certainly wont be wasting any money on form training.'
'As soon as we can, the club will be embraced into the Jimbo franchise. You will see a brand new kit, badge and club name, as well as a move for you all to a brand new city and a brand new market to expand into. Everyone knows the Jimbo brand, and the benefits it has given to peoples over the Xpert world. This club needs a rebuild, and in keeping with my business models I am the man to fix this up.'
'I have plenty of rebuild experience, and whilst this club will ever scale the heights of upper divisions, I have every confidence that we will regain fifth division football in three years and stabilise there. We may even pick up the odd cup run and make it to round 5 or 6. These are the simple aims.'
Fans of the club are as usual disappointed a man like Jimbo will be further franchising the ladies game. But pragmatic accountants say it is the only way for a club which are ruined, to be rebuilt. No names have yet been mooted, but tenders are out for design of badges. Any applicants are said to forward their ideas to the club, for naming rights of the stadium.
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