CL Istanbul 05 Division 3e, Ultimate League Maniger: Plaristocrates

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The bid for defender Salvatorio Gilardino was accepted without consulting the player, who had his heart set on finishing his career here and left earlier today with great reluctance. He tearfully cleared his locker into his rucksack before deciding he would make a last-ditch attempt to remain. He kidnapped the cleaner, locked himself in the dressing room, and smeared the walls with faeces. An armed response unit was called, one member of which managed to breach the room via the skylight and abseil unseen to the rescue. Gilardino was then frogmarched out of the stadium and bundled into an armoured personnel carrier, which delivered him to buyers Restless City as fast as the speed limit would allow. The club would like to wish Gilardino every success in his future career but would also like to remind him that they have obtained a restraining order precluding him from coming within 500 metres of either the stadium or the training ground.

2017-02-26 18:53 873 Views Gurnalist: TonyBrazil

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2023-09-27 01:06	Cup winners & promotion achieved!
2023-09-21 14:00	27
2023-08-24 00:03	Special day
2023-07-21 01:38	Press
2022-06-30 15:09	Xtreme League title race
2020-06-06 18:12	Exclusive: Manager considering rebuild!
2020-04-12 18:40	Three is the magic number!
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2019-10-19 19:30	It's Time
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2019-08-06 00:50	Defensive masterclass
2019-07-18 17:14	More like it
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2019-06-05 23:50	"Keep Picking Up Points"
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