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| The Story of AjMaDum AC |
This is 'The Story' of AjMaDum AC
' Once upon a time... there was this manager. His name was Jimmy, but his username was Bravo_Per. They called him Per. He never understood it.
- "My name is Jimmy?!-" he pondered.
Those feelings went away. He started focusing. One day a blonde Swedish guy approached him and said:
- "You should be a coach!"
Jimmy looked confused and bewildered.
- "Where?"
The blonde guy sat down at his desk and show Jimmy.
- "On the Internet".
'Phew' said Jimmy, since he's far too nerdy to control 22 macho-idiots on the pitch. He screamt out loud:
- "Yes, I can click!"
He created a team, called FC Retni. His creative thinking was:
"I love Inter... how can I subconsciously let people know that? I Know! I will spell it backwards... genius"
Rest assured, the team was created. A bunch of losers from a small town in Sweden. Dammit! The coach realised there was more to offer. There was an official team that could be acquired. His Albanian friend had already realised this. However, he was losing interest.
"What the douche?" said Jimmy.
Jimmy having already resigned from his crap team in a league he can't even remember, made a deal.
"Keep this team and perform as good as you can and I will take over as soon as my ban is over."
Said and done, the Albanian coach vanished from the stadium, leaving room for Jimmy to start all over and build a team. Jimmy was a consultant for just a week and adviced to sign Otto Rundkvist, who turned out to become a legend.
7 and a half years later, the team that was named after a drunken night (I'm a dumbass) has been prolific in the top division, the coach has been MOTW twice. They're not famous since the coach keeps a low profile, hindering a lot of big sales that can be compared to other BIG managers who get their players sold for ridiculous amounts.
"We know since YEARS ago that there's an on-going-system of big sales for big managers and we also know that the current MOTW is flawed- favouring old teams with a lot of matches. Not so much coaching."
- Jimmy AKA Bravo_Per
Next season AjMaDum AC will make their last appearance on the big stage for years to come. They will represent Xtreme League in the XCL- but with starting to rebuild their squad. It will take years to climb back to where they are now. Thus- the coach having the final word.
´I'm not a team-jumper. I love my team no matter what, no matter how and no matter where its heading'
/Arslebladet
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