F.C. Famalicão
Division 6:53, League Of Champs
Manager: Bamidele20
Pets are banned!
In what is one of the most bizarre press conferences in recent memory, Voisins Du Zero boss Bamidele20 has banned his stars from having pets.

"I am extremely bemused to be saying this but after recent events, pets are now banned for players of our club."

This news comes as Voisins Du Zero were dealt a major blow after experienced and dominant defender Steve Robertson has been ruled out for 7 days after slipping on his puppies' urine.

"When I was handed the information this morning, I could not believe it. Was it a joke? Was it serious? Unfortunately the latter was proved correct when I saw Steve in the physio's office. Unfortunately I have now had to issue a ban to pets for all first team players. I do not want to be in this position again and quite frankly. my players have no time for pets anyway. They arrive at the training ground before 9am and are required to be here until 6pm. That is not fair on the animal."

This news will not go down well with famous Chilean Alexis Sanchez who was looking to join a decent side since leaving Barcelona but luckily for him, Bamidele20 has no interest in bringing someone from South London into his squad.

2017-11-10 00:35 1310 Views Reporter: TonyBrazil

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