Members online2 011

Stratford United
Division 5:3, Xpert League
Manager: Dr_Capstone
A legend bows out with style
Excerpt from Stratford United fanzine, The Stratfordonian:

 ...and so a legend says goodbye to The Queen Elizabeth Park. Midfield general, ladies man and all-round smashing fella Carlton North said goodbye in style to the home fans of Stratford United. The talismanic total footballer scored a thunderous freekick in the 76th minute of the recent match against Halmstad City to see his side win both the match and the division. It was a fitting send off to the player who has been the driving force behind the club's recent success. Manager Dr Capstone has masterminded the clubs rise from the ashes but it is the mercurial midfield maestro that has been the manager's on-field presence, always dictating play, forever storming through the midfield, scoring goals when they needed them and dragging the team across the finish line when they needed it.

Carlton North signed for Stratford United at 33 years of age for just over 4 million econ. In three seasons for the club, he has scored 24 goals in 31 games and provided 14 assists. But this has been the swansong to an illustrious career. Before Stratford United and the Xpert League, North played 106 times for JPF in the Euro League and 213 times for Fearless Men in the Dream League. His career spans three different leagues and totals up at 350 games, 107 goals and 80 assists. He truly is a legend of the game.

Carlton North's final game will be away against IFK Snedspark where he will captain the side. Coincidently the game falls on the same day as North's autobiography is released. 'Northing But The Truth' is a tell all tale about the footballer's rollercoaster career, his much publicized affairs with the wives of three different world leaders, his constant battle with a sugar addiction which ultimately lead to his restraining order from the Harribo factory and his future within the game of Xpert Eleven. Should be a good read. Carlton North, we at The Stratfordonian, salute you.

2018-11-16 22:26 2360 Views Reporter: TonyBrazil

Wanderers want win
Every game a cup final now for Wanderers

Super sub's superb salute
Walton Grants Matchstick Men's entry to 4th round of cup competition with two late goals

Arena anger
Bad week for boss Brazil as disallowed goal causes anger and two visits to the Dentist.

Gago goes from zero to hero
Cup win puts Brazil's men into last 16

Victory sign teenage wonderkid!
It was cloak and daggers as Dark Victory beat big name clubs to nab their new signing
2020-02-04 21:20 Bribe, Blubb Blubb and bruise blunders
2020-01-30 23:46 The perks of being
2020-01-29 01:24 Zagreb promoted to Xpert League
2020-01-17 00:52 The end of a cycle
2020-01-16 09:51 Double champions!
2019-12-26 10:35 Merry Xmas
2019-12-15 16:12 More bottle, more fizz and more manic
2019-11-21 20:09 Mourinho's Matchstick Men?
2019-10-17 15:37 Titanic clash opens the season
2019-10-09 09:22 You've never heard of the Ghost Dogs?
2019-10-03 23:09 Granite News
2019-09-28 01:33 Champions at last!
2019-09-07 10:24 Weekend Beach Party fail
2019-08-04 19:17 Panic in the streets of Matchstick
2019-07-26 19:26 Mad Max furious with Travis Tee
2019-06-17 23:35 Do-do-do the double!
2019-06-13 19:31 Ramshackle ruin rejoicing
2019-04-02 23:52 I'm the Normal One...
2019-03-28 12:47 Goodbye Xperteleven
2019-03-09 23:58 Ludus Korinth
2019-03-06 12:59 Dancing in the streets!
2019-03-06 12:59 Dancing in the streets!
2019-01-09 23:45 A missed opportunity
2018-12-08 14:14 Youth Academy scandal uncovered
2018-11-16 22:26 A legend bows out with style

Great Gretna!
Xpert Ladies season 58 goes to the wire

Pasta and Dyson clean up the honours
A returning champion for the Xpert International claims their 4th league title but a new face claims the cup in an English speaking double victory.

XCL 57 Round Up : The Conclusion
The grand finale of XCL season 57 saw two league of champs teams facing each other for the first time.

Xpert Champions League LVIII
The 58th season of Xpert Champions League has been drawn.

Rise to the top
After successive promotions Rise Against secure their first Master League title at their first attempt in the top division.

XCL 57 Semi-final Round up
Four teams, four matches, two finalists, that's all it takes to get a step closer to the final matchday of the competition.

Hoarders have the Power
Power League season 52 review. Powerful struggles ensure the title is up for grabs till the final whistle of the final day of the season.

Pony_Tulis Crowned MoTW
A new face emerges among the ranks of team of the week!

XCL 57 Round Up : Road to Semi-final
XCL have started to heat up as the competition enters into the knockout stage

Angels on top again
A familiar name takes the League of Champs title in what is a close run season
© Xpert Eleven AB 2003 - 2020