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Arena anger
"Boooooooooooooo!" Manager Tony Brazil howls his displeasure from the dug out at the Xpert Arena. The Round Of Last 16 cup match has long ended, Douchebags beating Matchstick Men 1-0, but Brazil refuses to go quietly. He is incensed about his team's disallowed goal in the 88th minute, which he thinks would have taken them to extra time then penalties.

Brazil's angry vigil is ended only when Oskari Jalamo knocks him unconscious and drags him onto the team bus so they can all go home. "I'm retiring at the end of the season and suspended from the next match," laughs Oskari, "this may be the last time I can punch my manager in the mouth."

Back at Estadio Lucifer, Brazil comes round to Oskari's modus operandi, "swindled out of the cup by Douchebags and our next match is against them again. Douchebags everywhere I look! We tried fair and square today so in the league game, instead of man-marking I want you all to leave a mark on their men. The 'punch in the mouth' offensive starts now."

Oskari Jalamo punches his manager in the mouth, again. Brazil reels and laughs, "thanks Oskar, you've finally beaten some sense into me."

2020-04-05 10:27 153 Views Reporter: Hertz_Van_Rental

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