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Press
Press releases from Xpert League
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The Hardest
Gmswjambo's PA, Mrs Trellis of North Wales, has booked a fortnight's holiday at a nudists' camp. Her friend Agnes was surprised to hear that it wouldn't be the first such stay. Their conversation went something like this:
Agnes: A nudists' colony? My word, dear, I had no idea your boat was floated by such a place. Still, should be an eye-opener. Not feeling nervous?
Trellis: Actually, it won't be the first time Reggie and I have been there.
Agnes: Goodness! You kept that under your hat!
Trellis: We've been going on and off for about 20 years. You should try it, you know, very liberating.
Agnes: No chance! I don't even feel comfortable in a bathing suit, never mind the birthday variety.
Trellis: Reggie was the same at first, but soon got over it. Ask him and he'll confirm - the first week's the hardest.
As for C.A. Lisieux, it's been one of the hardest week's for Gmswjambo since he took the reins at the club once known as Douchebags, with three stern tests away from home. First up, a 3-1 defeat at Doktiga Grabbar which leaves the league campaign hanging by a thread. That was followed by a goalless draw at Hoppy Heroes in the XCL. It isn't a terrible result - a point on the road in the Elite competition is never to be sneezed at - but in the battle between the two weaker teams in Group B it puts pressure on us to get results elsewhere. Finally there was this evening's 1st leg of the 4th round cup tie with Athletically Unfit. It was another goalless draw, but one in which we had zero efforts on goal. A fortunae has already been spent on training and yet some of our top players are still failing to get form up into double figures, never mind keep it up. Maybe they should speak to Reggie...
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