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2025-03-09 22:24
C.A. Lisieux PA
Division 1a
Manager: Gmswjambo

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Gmswjambo's PA, Mrs Trellis of North Wales, was most put out today when her husband Reg made a remark regarding the word "advertisements". She reflected on it via her X handle @trelliskeepinitrhyl, saying:

Furious with Reggie today. Having a uiet cup of tea and he looks up from faffing on some football manager game online to tell me that you can't make the word advertisements without putting semen in between tits. Naughty beggar's right, can't unsee it now! 

As for C.A. Lisieux PA, we ran leaders Gregory Gains close but their class saw them over the line 2-1. Fortunately other results went our way so we stay second by a point with two games to go.
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