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2025-03-14 23:41
Matchstick Men
Xpert League
Manager: TonyBrazil

Razzamatazz

"What is this, a Spice girls concert?" Matchstick Men manager Tony Brazil shows his age and his displeasure at the pre-match razzamatazz before their home match against Legion Del Mal.

The players mount a podium and receive the Xpert League trophy from celebrity chef Salt Bae, who then ceremonially lights a giant matchstick which explodes into a firework display. Cheering and chanting celebrates the occasion of the title winning Matchstick Men, the display and the free Bae Burgers.

The match eventually kicks off then ends with little action and nil nil. "Keep the confetti bombs and give me goals," dissents Brazil, "the only way we're going to remember this final home match of our title winning season is some complimentary Bae Burgers. Umm, they are tasty though. Maybe I shouldn't be too hasty with my moaning."

Right on cue Salt Bae stuffs another burger in Brazil's mouth. The manager drools his satisfaction, it's a match made in heaven.
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