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Chrille has more than 9 lives

He's been banned from the Xpert League's. He's been banned from the forums. He's been banned as a moderator. He's been warned for avatars, team names and team logos. For arena and fan club text. He's been penalized for presentation and motto. Loads of press releases. He's been penalized for spam. He's been penalized for URL coding. And he's the owner of the highest penalty rating of all time with -1006 as the peak. He has done it all.

He has taken so many bullets he makes 50 Cent look like a pacifist. But he's still standing up.

- "People have believed through so many years that I'm on the verge of getting banned. But I'm still here smiling. The bullets goes right through me. I'm going nowhere."

He's provoked a lot of anger too; it's not uncommon to see a new thread about him every month or two. Everybody wants a piece of The Chrille - and who can blame them? I wouldn't mind a piece myself.

He's been silent for 15 months. But his name is not forgotten - on the contrary - it's more known than ever before. With 18 skill bars and ranked 2nd in the world right behind the French-Swedish transvestite Kcnr1 despite having 20 games less to base his ranking on he's grown a reputation as a ranking prostitute.

- "I'm a proud prostitute - thank you all for your kind comments - they go straight into my heart."

No longer an underestimated manager.

- "If we'd have a contest - a global contest with all managers on the game - with as equal conditions as possible to see who'd come off as the best ranked manager, then I believe the competition would be between me and Rps78. And to be honest; in the past he would have taken me. But today? I doubt it. Rps is a guppy. I'm a white shark. I would hit him so fast he would think it was a helicopter."

And he's back in Hattrick League - the first Xpert League he joined back in 2003 where Ifkaren - the same manager whose team he has now taken over - were administrating the league. And this time he says it's for good.

- "I'm tired of coaching awful teams; I've been jumping around for quite some time now - and even though I like the amusement of getting on people's nerves with old approaches - I want something new and something that I can call my own. It's time that I build the team Kcnr1 took from me - a new and even better FC Hogstad."

Chrille - also known as the immoral fictional player killer - will consequently sell off all players and go all youth. A method a little less taboo than the old approach - which Chrille surely has been taking a lot of beatings for.

- "Yeah, I'm amazed of how people actually can sit in hours and moan - spend there time laying down some sort of unwritten socially accepted way of playing a management game on the Internet. It's very entertaining though. I think they will be more relaxed when they've finally lost their virginity."

2009-05-03 11:47	3219 Views		Reporter: Liam_06

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