League description:
The *OFFICIAL* league of the Stoke City fanzine The Oatcake
The Oatcake Ballbag league welcomes new managers of any standard particularly if you are serious players who are also active in the
press. The league is fun and rewarding and offers lots of VIP prizes for varying awards.
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Season 27 VIP Prizes:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Champions - 3 months
Elite Runners Up - 1 month
Elite 3rd - 1 month
Division One Champions - 1 months
Division One Runners Up - 1 month
Division Two Champions - 1 months
Division Two Runners Up - 1 month
Manager of The Season "Abramovich wouldn't sack me" Award - 3 months
Top Scorers - 1 month
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LEAGUE HISTORY:
Manager of the Season Award:
Season 26: Scfc1983 (Milton Town FC)
Season 25: Mrblobbysdad (Deadly Fuller)
Season 24: Cappel1993 (Stroke Titty Athletic)
Season 23: Toonitoons (Toon Army FC)
Season 22: Capel1993 (Stroke Titty Athletic)
Season 21: KopraL_Bambang (Djarum 76)
Season 20: Maz1978 (North London Gentlemen) & Sabby.info (Super Heroes) joint winners
Season 19: Sabby.info (Super Heroes)
Season 18: TheBlackVegetable (Chicken Vienetta)
Season 17: Dhurchata (Chelsea FC)
Season 16: Mrblobbysdad (Deadly Fuller)
Season 15: Salarmy Army & Hamburger
Season 14: Salarmy Army
Season 13: Daz09 (Dazzler) (Longton United)
Season 12: Spare Team
Season 11: Fulford Utd
Season 10: StatesideStokie (Richmond Rednecks) & Dazzler (Longton)
Season IX: StatesideStokie of Richmond Rednecks
Season VIII: SCFCDarren(Dazzler) of Longton United and Salvage of Drayton Athletic
Season VII: Beastie23456 of Bealiscious Babes
Season VI: Jimmy-SCFC of Stoke Park Psychos
Season V: StatesideStokie of Richmond Rednecks
Season IV: StatesideStokie of Richmond Rednecks
Highest Scorers Award:
Season 26: Deadly Fuller FC (Mrblobbysdad) -80
Season 25: Stroke Titty Athletic (Capel1993) - 82
Season 24: Kaiser Chefs (Typhoons) - 109
Season 23: Alsager Town (EllieBall) - 79
Season 22: Deadly Fuller (Mrblobbysdad) 80
Season 21: Abbey United (Madeinstoke) - 88
Season 20: Deadly Fuller (Mrblobbysdad) 81
Season 19: Deadly Fuller (Mrblobbysdad) 85
Season 18: Abbey United (Madeinstoke) 72
Season 17: Abbey United (Madeinstoke) 78
Season 16: Munters & Team Arcadia 60
Season 15: Werrington Munters 52
Season 14: Dancing cobras with 46
Season 13: Rougue United with 52 Goals
Season 12: Werrington Munters with 45 Goals
Season 11: FC Dynamo Potters with 45 Goals
Season 10: Werrington Munters with 60 Goals
Season IX: FC Dynamo Potters with 50 goals
Filthy Bastards Award (top of most bookings) :
Season 26: N/A
Season 25: N/A
Season 24: N/A
Season 23: Abbey United (Madeinstoke)
Season 22: THATS NICE FC (Shreky123)
Season 21: Fenton Firestars (DannyB1)
Season 20: Grim city (Aakashmalhotra)
Season 19: Vasco Sports Club (Rougue)
Season 18: Cunning Stunts FC (Jay_scfc1983)
Season 17: Divine Inferno (Rougue)
Season 16: Rougue
Season 15: Rouge Utd
Season 14: Poshenders - Firrrrrrrty dookers
Season 13: Bucking Fastards - Dirrrrrty Fookers!!
Season 12: Akatsuki - Dirrrrrrrrrrrrty fookers
Season 11: Munching Lesbian
Season 10: Bucking Fastards - The dirrrty fookers!
Season IX: Munching Lesbian with 47 points (39 Yellows and 4 Reds)
Meanest Fookers:
Season 26: FC Leek Town (Gingerandwelsh) - 8
Season 25: Stroke Titty Athletic (Capel1993) - 11
Season 24: Kaiser Chefs (Typhoons) - 5
Season 23: FC Leek Unique (OATCAKE1976) - 9
Season 22: Aces High (Private_Joker) - 11
Season 21: Djarum 76 (KopraL_Bambang) - 7
Season 20: North London Gentlemen (Maz1978) 8
Season 19: Chicken Vienetta (TheBlackVegetable) 11
Season 18: Copeyarmy Force. (Copeyarmy) 9
Season 17: Werrington Munters (Gjp1973) 11
Pansies of the season (Top of Fair Play):
Season 26: N/A
Season 25: N/A
Season 24: N/A
Season 23: chi company (Sabby.info)
Season 22: Malioboro United (Shanhushie)/Toon Army FC (Toonitoons)
Season 21: East Bengal FC (0batun0)
Season 20: Super Heroes (Sabby.info)
Season 19: Super Heroes (Sabby.info)
Season 18: Young Lion FC (Rooneiyonaldo_FG)
Season 17: Young Lion FC (Rooneiyonaldo_FG)
Managers' "Manager Of The Season":
Season 25: N/A
Season 24: N/A
Season 23: OATCAKE1976
Season 22: Stoke711 (A-Team Allstars)
Season 21: ?
Season 20: Maz1978 (North London Gentlemen)
Press Manager Of The Season:
Season 26: N/A
Season 25: N/A
Season 24: Jaffaguns (FC Barcelona of Stoke)
Season 23: TheBlackVegetable
Season 22: N/A
Season 21: RBROOKES88 (Stoke Elite)
Season 20: GregStokie (Clunge Athletic)
Season 19: TheBlackVegetable (Chicken Vienetta)
Season 18: GregStokie (Clunge Athletic)
Season 17: Swampy2009 (Swampys Tossers)
Faggot o the season:
Season 23: Daz09 - Back to his dirty best
Season 17: Daz09 - Longton United Manager
Season 16: Mr Darren - Again - The big dirty faggot!
Season 15: Mr Darren (Longton)
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Season 26:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: Milton Town FC
Relegated Teams: Bagnall Bearded Clams, Richmond Rednecks, Kaiser Chefs, Uttoxeter Town
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Copeyarmy Force
Promoted Teams: FC Barcelona of Stoke, Chicken Vienetta, Swampys Tossers
Relegated Teams: Longton Lads n Dads, The Chigglets, Stroke Titty Athletic, Waterhayes Athletic
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: FC Leek Town
Promoted Teams: Cheddleton Warriors, Boca Juniors, Who Next Warriors
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Season 25:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: Joker FC
Relegated Teams: Swampys Tossers, Chicken Vienetta, FC Barcelona of Stoke, Blue Lantern Corps
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Djarum 76
Promoted Teams: Chuckanhoof, Kaiser Chefs, Uttoxeter Town
Relegated Teams: Satria FU150, FC Leek Town, Boca Juniors, Longton United
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Stroke Titty Athletic
Promoted Teams:The Chigglets, Longton Lads n Dads, Republik of Mancunia
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Season 24:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: Joker FC (Formerly Werrington Munters)
Relegated Teams: Swampys Tossers, Djarum 76, Maliboro United, The Athletic
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Clunge Athletic
Promoted Teams: Blue Lantern Corps, Milton Town FC, Richmond Rednecks
Relegated Teams: Longton United, Uttoxeter Town, Boca Juniors, Aces High
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Waterhayes Athletic
Promoted Teams: Alsager Town, Stoke Elite, FC Leek Town
Relegated Teams: Bucknall FC, Tigers FC, Black and White Army, F.C. Cosmolight
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners: Kaiser Chefs
Promoted Teams: Stroke Titty Athletic,Handys Heroes, Walsall Swifts
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Season 23:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: Werrington Munters
Relegated Teams: Longton United, Hantu Laut, Richmond Rednecks, Clunge Athletic
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: The Athletic
Promoted Teams: Djarum 76, Swampys Tossers, Chicken Vienetta
Relegated Teams: Waterhayes Athletic, Chelsea FC, Abbey United, F.C CosmoLight
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Dans Allstars
Promoted Teams: Aces High, Boca Juniors, Hanley Pork Ringers
Relegated Teams: Black and White Army, Stroke Titty Athletic, Handys Heroes, chi company
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners:
Promoted Teams: FC Leek Unique, Alsager Town, Ramblers ACF, Tigers FC
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Season 22:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: Werrington Munters
Relegated Teams: East Bengal FC, Copeyarmy Force, The Athletic, Milton Town FC, FC Real Vegas
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Maliboro United
Promoted Teams: Toon Army FC, North London Gentlemen, Ludlow Town FC, Longton United
Relegated Teams: F.C Cosmolight, Pit Bull Villians, Abbey United, Black And White Army, Bucknall FC
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Djarum 76
Promoted Teams: Chelsea FC, Chuckanhoof, Uttoxeter Town, Waterhayes Athletic
Relegated Teams: Dans Allstars. chi company, THATS NICE FC, the teabaggers, Hanley Pork Ringers
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners: A-Team Allstars
Promoted Teams: Handys Heroes, Aces High, Stroke Titty Athletic, Thundering Olympians
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Season 21:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Deadly Fuller
Relegated Teams: Toon Army FC, Pit Bull Villains, Malioboro United, Longton United, Chicken Vienetta
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Milton Town FC
Promoted Teams: Richmond Rednecks, East Bengal FC, FC Réal Vegas, The Athletic
Relegated Teams: Uttoxeter Town, Chelsea FC, Super Heroes, Chuckanhoof, Hanley Pork Ringers
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: North London Gentlemen
Promoted Teams: Abbey United, One Marc Richards, FC Porto, F.C CosmoLight
Relegated Teams: Wolstanton Wanderers, Stroke Titty Athletic, Fenton Firestars, Shamblers, Queens Park Rangers
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners: Djarum 76
Promoted Teams: THATS NICE FC, Waterhayes Athletic, Boca Juniors, Stoke Elite
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Season 20:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: Werrington Munters
Relegated Teams: Ludlow Town FC, Richmond Rednecks, FC Real Vegas, Milton Town FC, Swampys Tossers
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Toon Army FC
Promoted Teams: Copeyarmy Force, Chicken Vienetta
Relegated Teams: Abbey United, Dans Allstars
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners:
Promoted Teams: Chelsea FC
Relegated Teams:
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners: North London Gentlemen
Promoted Teams:
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Season 19:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Deadly Fuller
Runners Up: FC Réal Vegas
Relegated Teams: Vasco Sports Club, S.O.T.C.F.C., Pit Bull Villains, Abbey United, Spare Team
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: FC Barcelona of Stoke
Promoted Teams: Longton United,Ludlow Town FC, Richmond Rednecks, Swampys Tossers
Relegated Teams: Chelsea FC,GOODFELLAS, Fenton Firestars, Djarum 76, FC Dynamo Potters
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Chicken Vienetta
Promoted Teams: Culers FC, Toon Army FC, Dans Allstars, kidsgrove kickass
Relegated Teams: Smithpool Flyers, Manchester City, Bentilee Lions, Cunning Stunts FC, Blindingly Athletic
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners: Uttoxeter Town
Promoted Teams: Hanley Pork Ringers, Super Heroes, The Wolves, Chuckanhoof
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Season 18:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Deadly Fuller
Relegated Teams: Longton United, Chelsea FC, Team Arcadia, FC Barcelona Of Stoke, GOODFELLAS
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Hantu Laut
Promoted Teams: Abbey United, Vasco Sports Club, Pit Bull Villians, S.O.T.C.F.C.
Relegated Teams: Fenton Firestarters, Manchester United, Shipmans Soldiers, Dans Allstars, Cunning Stunts FC
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Ludlow Town FC
Promoted Teams: Copeyarmy Force, Djarum 76, FC Dynamo Potters, FCP PUNK ROCK STREET
Relegated Teams: Blindingly Athletic, FC Porto, Snoochies Boochies, Super Heroes, Leyton Bears
Ballbag Oatcake Div 3 Winners: Chicken Vienetta
Promoted Teams: Kidsgrove Kickass, Shamblers, Bentilee Lions, Smithpool Flyers
NON VIP Awards:
"Suicide Squad Award" - Most own goals (team) scored: Super Heroes(Sabby.info)/Eaton Park United
(Johnbutlershair)/ FC Dynamo Potters (Fa1rhajj)/Hantu Launt (Hantu_laut)/Manchester United
(Ratan)/Longton United (Daz09) - 2
"12 Yard Heroes Award" - Most penalties scored (team): Werrington Munters (Gjp1973)/Abbey United
(Madeinstoke)/Hantu Launt (Hantu_laut) - 4
"Comeback Kings Award" - Most matches won after going behind: Milton Town FC (Scfc1983) - 4
"Clocking Off Early" award - Most Goals Conceeded after 88th minute in a match: Blindingly Athletic
(Mattyv) - 5
The "Taxi Award" - most penalties missed (team): Vasco Sports Club (Rougue)/Swampys Tossers (Swampy2009)/Hantu Launt (Hantu_laut)/Deadly Fuller (Mrblobbysdad) - 2
"Reet Pumped up" award Sponsored by RedBull - Most Goals Scored in the first 2 minutes of a match:
S.O.T.C.F.C. (Ron Holte)/Werrington Munters (Gjp1973) - 5
"Spanish Matadors Award" - Most Red Cards recieved (team): Outer Milan (Stokiefiddler) - 8
"The Darren Anderton Treatment Table Award" - Most serious injuries picked up: Fenton Firestarters (DannyB1)/kidsgrove kickass (Mlally1987) - 7
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Season 17:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Deadly Fuller
Relegated Teams: Swede City Fc, Hantu Laut, Shipmans Soldiers, Fenton Firestarters, Hamburger SV
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: FC Barcelona Of Stoke
Promoted Teams: Milton Town FC, Clunge Athletic, Team Arcadia, Endlessmiles
Relegated Teams: Milton Rovers, FCP PUNK ROCK STREET, Invincible Hooliagns, FC Dynamo Potters
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Swampys Tossers
Promoted Teams: Abbey United, Dans Allstars, Divine Inferno, Richmond Rednecks
NON VIP Awards:
"Suicide Squad Award" - Most own goals (team) scored: Hamburger SV (Andy395) - 3
"12 Yard Heroes Award" - Most penalties scored (team): Richmond Rednecks (StatesideStokie) - 5
"Comeback Kings Award" - Most matches won after going behind: FC Barcelona of Stoke (RSummers7) - 5
"Clocking Off Early" award - Most Goals Conceeded after 88th minute in a match: Young Lion FC
(Rooneiyonaldo_FG) & Shipmans Soldiers (GerrysGonnaGetYa) & Hantu Launt (Hantu_laut) - 5
The "Taxi Award" - most penalties missed (team): Longton Utd (Daz09) & Werrington Munters (Gjp1973) - 2
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Season 16:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Salarmy Army
Player of the Season: Billy Runter (Werrington Munters) with 22 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Billy Runter (Werrington Munters) with 17 goals
Top Assister: Robin Helleday (Salarmy Army) with 15 assists.
Relegated Teams: Toon Army FC, Blurton Town FC, Invicible Hooligans, FC Dynamo Potters & Atheltic Bilbao
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Chelsea FC
Promoted Teams: Hamburger SV, Deadly Fuller, Shipmans Soldiers, Spare Team
Player of the Season: Jeremy Threlfall (Shipmans Soldiers) with 15 X11's
Top Goalscorer: Ross McDonalds (Deadly Fuller) with 12 goals.
Top Assister: Jamie Mason (Hamburger SV) with 11 assists
Relegated Teams: Ludlow Town FC, Richmond Rednecks, Swampys Tossers, Divine Inferno & Milton Town FC.
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Endlessmiles
Promoted Teams: Team Arcadia, Rossoneri, Pit Bull Villains & Milton Rovers
Player of the Season: Edwin Catterall (Team Arcadia) with 20 X11's
Top Goalscorer: Mark van Basten (Rossoneri) & Basuki Kaunang(Team Arcadia) with 17 goals.
Top Assister: Ryan Giggs (Endlessmiles) & Nélson Montenegro (Abbey United) with 10 assists.
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Season 13:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Longton United
Player of the Season: Buggerme Backads (Werrington Munters) with 18 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Ivan Nikolic of FC Real Vegas with 12 goals
Top Assister: Verbyl Belch of Werrington Munters & Yrebir Ribery of Longton United with 9 each.
Relegated Teams: Shipmans Soldiers, Spare Team, Swampys Tossers & Manchester United.
Ballbag Oatcake Div 1 Winners: Salarmy Army
Promoted Teams: Blurton Town, Team Arcadia & FC Dynamo Potters.
Player of the Season: James Koob of Blurton Town & Filimon Belodedici of Swede City with 13 x X11's
Top Goalscorer: Lucas Garganta of Blurton Town with 11 goals.
Top Assister: Sid Hiscock of Salarmy Army with 7
Relegated Teams: Bad Company, Deadly Fuller, Pulis & Sons, Milton Town.
Ballbag Oatcake Div 2 Winners: Rougue United
Promoted Teams: Toon Army, Golden Ring & Stupidegg.
Player of the Season: Derick Blake of Rougue United & Lucian Oncicã of toon Army with 9 x X11's
Top Goalscorer: Derick Blake of Rougue United with 17 goals.
Top Assister: Byron Thorpe of Toon Army with 9.
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Season 12:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Richmond Rednecks
Player of the Season: Long Harden (Werrington Munters) with 17 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) with 15
Top Assister: Buggerme Backads (Werrington Munters) with 8 assists
Relegated Teams: Swede city, Blurton, Pulis & sons & FC Dynamo Potters
Ballbag Championship Winners: Spare Team
Promoted Teams: Spare team, Shipmans Soldiers, Bujang Senang & Maine rd
Player of the Season: Cliff Huntley (Bujang) with 14 X11's
Top Goalscorer: Theo Babbington (Smithfield) with 10 goals
Top Assister: Poldrugac (Smithfield stokies) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: Team arcadia, bucking fastards, poshenders & Munching Lezzers
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Akatsuki
Promoted Teams: Akatsuki, Salarmy army, Valiants of Boslum, Avenger
Player of the Season: Damon Perry (Akatsuki) with 12 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Ike Mcallister (Akatsuki) with 7 goals
Top Assister: Paulinho Dida (Salarmy Army) with 9.
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Season 11:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Blurton Town FC
Player of the Season: Foscurinus Cock (Werrington Munters) with 16 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) & Silveira (Maine Road) with 10
Top Assister: Mike Summerbee (Maine Road) with 8 assists
Relegated Teams: Swampys Tossers, Spare Team & Maine Road
Ballbag Championship Winners: FC Dynamo Potters
Promoted Teams: FC Dynamo, Swede City & Fulford United
Player of the Season: Artie Ellefson with 13 (4) X11's
Top Goalscorer: Lykketoft (FC Dynamo) with 11 goals
Top Assister: Packham (Fulford) Damon (Dynamo) Mcdonald (Fuller) all with 7 assists
Relegated Teams: Bucknall, Bucking Fastards & Munching Lezzers
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Shipmans Soldiers
Promoted Teams: Shipmans, Poshenders & Bujang Senang
Player of the Season: Coffey (Bujang) & Donovan (Poshenders) with 10 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Todd (Shipmans) & Romualdi (Poshenders) with 11 goals
Top Assister: Stig Demian (Shipmans) with 10.
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Season 10:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: FC Real Vegas
Player of the Season: Long Harden & Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) with 17 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) with 26 goals
Top Assister: Buggerme Backads (Werrington Munters) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: Munching Lezzers FC Dynamo Swede City & Fulford Utd
Ballbag Championship Winners: Richmond Rednecks
Promoted Teams: Richmond Woodys wanderers swampy & smithfield
Player of the Season: Rod Chadwick (Swampers) with 18(13) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Melvin Curtis (t&m) with 10 goals
Top Assister: Rod Chadwick (Swampers) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: A Team Poshenders Abdoulaye & cut above
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Bucking Fastards
Promoted Teams: Bucking Fastards Deadly Fuller Red Devils & Bujang Senang
Player of the Season: Bill Lambert (fastards) & Cliff Cuntley (Bujang) with 16 X11s
Top Goalscorer: Lucio Cidade (Fastards) with 14 goals
Top Assister: Bill Lambert (fastards) with 14 assists
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Season IX:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Munching Lesbian
Player of the Season: Long Harden (Werrington Munters) with 17(0) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) with 11 goals
Top Assister: Tiburtino Borgues (Munching Lesbian) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: Swampys Tossers, Trent and Mersey, Dans Allstars and Drayton Athletic
Ballbag Championship Winners: FC Dynamo Potters
Promoted Teams: FC Dynamo Potters, Fulford United, FC Real Vegas and Swede City FC
Player of the Season: Milton Netherby (FC Real Vegas) with 15(13) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Elvis McElroy (Swede City FC) with 16 goals
Top Assister: Jerry Pearson (FC Dynamo Potters ) and Jake Bastock (Fulford United) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: Bucking Fastards FC, Red Devils FC, Bealiscious Babes and Stoke Park Psychos
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Richmond Rednecks
Promoted Teams: Richmond Rednecks, Smithfield Stokies, Bucknall FC and The A-Team
Player of the Season: Dexter Odding (Richmond Rednecks) with 14(0) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Otelo Postiga (Smithfield Stokies) with 13 goals
Top Assister: Alan Poldrugac (Smithfield Stokies) with 9 assists
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Season VIII:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: F.C. Hoofball
Player of the Season: James Koob (F.C. Hoofball) with 17(1) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) and Gregório Malvas (Longton United) with 11
goals
Top Assister: Buggerme Backads (Werrington Munters) with 8 assists
Relegated Teams: FC Real Vegas, Swede City FC, Stoke Park Psychos and Bealiscious Babes
Ballbag Oatcake Championship Winners: Drayton Athletic
Promoted Sides: Drayton Athletic, Dans Allstars, Munching Lesbian and Swampys Tossers
Player of the Season: Rod Chadwick (Swampys Tossers) with 18(7) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Jeremie Hammond (Munching Lesbian) with 13 goals
Top Assister: Jeremie Hammond (Munching Lesbian) with 14 assists
Relegated Teams: Richmond Rednecks, Paedophile United, FC Spartak Sideass and Smithfield Stokies
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Meir Legends
Promoted Sides: Meir Legends, Bucking Fastards FC, AFC Abdoulaye and FC Dynamo Potters
Player of the Season: Gilberto Althof (FC Dynamo Potters) with 13(1) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Frankie Gee (Meir Legends) with 15 goals
Top Assister: Timóteo Severino and Iria Nunes (Meir Legends) with 10 assists
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Season VII:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Werrington Munters
Runners Up: Trent and Mersey
Player of the Season: Foscurinus Cock (Werrington Munters) with 16(2) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Forrest Gimp (Werrington Munters) and Ron Woodward (Trent and Mersey) with 13 goals
Top Assister: Jonathon Knight (Trent and Mersey) with 10 Assists
Relegated Teams: Swampys Tossers, Fulford United, Richmond Rednecks and AFC Stallington
Ballbag Oatcake Championship Winners: Longton United
Promoted Teams: Longton United, Bealiscious Babes, Maine Road and Stoke Park Psychos
Player of the Season: Alan Oakes (Maine Road) with 15(1) X11's
Top Goalscorer: Lambert Speed (Bealiscious Babes) with 18 goals
Top Assister: Tyson Hawthorne (Bealiscious Babes) with 10 assists
Relegated Teams: FC Dynamo Potters, Meir Legends, Penkhull United and Towel Boy United
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Munching Lesbian
Promoted Teams: Munching Lesbian, Dans Allstars, Paedophile United and Drayton Athletic
Player of the Season: Bill Lambert (Bucking Fastards F.C) with 13(7) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Sheldon Conway (Paedophile United) with 19 goals
Top Assister: Edwin Horne (Dans Allstars) with 13 assists
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Season VI:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: Swampys Tossers
Runners Up: Katy Perry FC
Player of the Season: Foscurinus Cock (Werrington Munters) with 16(2) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Dominic Keen (Swampys Tossers) with 13 goals
Top Assister: Magnus Lobbon (Werrington Munters) with 10 assists
Relegated Teams: Longton United, Maine Road F.C., Flange Athletic and Gloria Hunniford Utd
Ballbag Oatcake Championship Winners: F.C. Hoofball
Promoted Teams: F.C. Hoofball, Trent and Mersey, Pulis and Sons and Swede City FC
Player of the Season: Garth Gooden (F.C. Hoofball) with 15(3) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Robbie Winrow (F.C. Hoofball) with 17 goals
Top Assister: Henry Ashton and Barry Bowey (F.C. Hoofball) with 13 assists
Relegated Teams: Paedophile United, Dans Allstars, Team Babe and Mountpleasant Town
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Stoke Park Psychos
Promoted Teams: Stoke Park Psychos, FC Spartak Sideass, Bealiscious Babes and FC Dynamo Potters
Player of the Season: Bill Lambert (Bucking Fastards FC) with 14(10) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Damien Todd (Stoke Park Psychos) with 15 goals
Top Assister: Rogério Salomão (Bealiscious Babes) with 12 assists
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Season V:
Ballbag Oatcake Elite League Winners: AFC Stallington
Runners Up: Longton United
Player of the Season: Rio Nozal (AFC Stallington) with 11(2) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Paul Dickov (Maine Road F.C.) with 14 goals
Top Assister: Donald Bower (Paedophile United) with 11 assists
Relegated Teams: Trent and Mersey, Team Babe, Peadophile United and Mountpleasant Town
Championship A Winners: Richmond Rednecks
Promoted Teams: Richmond Rednecks and Werrington Munters
Player of the Season: James Koob (F.C. Hoofball) with 17(3) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Robbie Winrow (F.C. Hoofball) with 13 goals
Top Assister: Garth Gooden (F.C. Hoofball) and Joseph Pointon (Richmond Rednecks) with 8 assists
each
Championship B Winners: Swampys Tossers
Promoted Teams: Swampys Tossers and Fulford United
Player of the Year: Rod Chadwick (Swampys Tossers) with 14(5) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Anthony Adler (Fulford United) and Dominic Keen (Swampys Tossers) with 12 goals
each
Top Assister: Jake Bastock (Fulford United) with 11 assists
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Season IV:
Ballbag Oatcake Premiership Winners: Oceanic 815 FC
Runners Up: Trent and Mersey
Player of the Season: Jonathon Knight (Trent and Mersey) with 11(5) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Sheldon Conway (Paedophile United) with 18 goals
Top Assister: Jonathon Knight (Trent and Mersey) with 13 assists
Relegated Teams: Mountpleasant Town and Stoke Stormers
Ballbag Oatcake Championship Winners: Longton United
Promoted Teams: Longton United and Team Babe
Player of the Season: Geoff Pitt (Team Babe) with 10(3) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Stelian Bistriteanu (Dans Allstars) with 8 goals
Top Assister: Geoff Pitt (Team Babe) with 5 assists
Relegated Teams: Deportivo SIOCH and Mitchs Allstars
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Richmond Rednecks
Promoted Teams: Richmond Rednecks and This Team Sucks
Player of the Season: Ricky Grant (Richmond Rednecks) with 12(7) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Rodriguez Calderon (Richmond Rednecks) with 14 goals
Top Assister: Sven Enke (Fulford United) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: Hilderstone Heroes and AFC Loggerheads
Ballbag Oatcake League 2 Winners: Werrington Munters
Promoted Teams: Werrington Munters and Swede City FC
Player of the Season: Foscurinus Cock (Werrington Munters) and Winston Clifford (Swede City FC)
with 13(0) X11s each
Top Goalscorer: Lambert Speed (We Love Pink Shirts) and Raphael Fox (DBA United) with 10 goals
Top Assister: Jeremie Hammond (DBA United) with 11 assists
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Season III:
Ballbag Oatcake Premiership Winners: Paedophile United
Runners Up: Hartshill Athletic
Player of the Season: Sheldon Conway (Paedophile United) with 12(2) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Sheldon Conway (Paedophile United) with 20 goals
Top Assister: Donald Bower (Paedophile United) with 10 assists
Relegated Teams: Roberts United and Dans Allstars
Ballbag Oatcake Championship Winners: Trent and Mersey
Promoted Teams: Trent and Mersey + Oceanic 815 FC
Player of the Season: Matthew Collin (Trent and Mersey) with 12(0) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Leonard Rea (Team Babe) with 15 goals
Top Assister: Walt Lloyd (Oceanic 815 FC) with 10 assists
Relegated Teams: bambers allstars and FC Dynamo Potters
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Deportivo SIOCH
Promoted Teams: Deportivo SIOCH + Pulis and Sons
Player of the Season: James Koob (Hoofball United) with 9(0) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Robbie Winrow (Hoofball United) and Harold Clemens (Deportivo SIOCH) with 10 goals
Top Assister: Norm Ackland and Ross McDonald (Deportivo SIOCH) with 9 assists
Relegated Teams: Simply Timperley and AFC Loggerheads
Ballbag Oatcake League 2 Winners: Hilderstone Heroes
Promoted Teams: Hilderstone Heroes + Richmond Rednecks
Player of the Season: Ricky Grant (Richmond Rednecks) with 14(8) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Lennox Menza (Richmond Rednecks) with 13 goals
Top Assister: Jeremie Hammond (DBA United) with 8 assists
Ballbag Oatcake Conference Winners: Werrington Munters
Promoted Teams: Werrington Munters + The A-Team
Player of the Season: Magnus Lobbon (Werrington Munters) with 12(0) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Ashley Bromby (The A-Team) with 11 goals
Top Assister: Stewart Holder (The A-Team) with 13 assists
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Season II:
Ballbag Oatcake Premiership Winners: Hartshill Athletic
Runners Up: Paedophile United
Player of the Season: Rio Nozal (Stoke Stormers) with 11(4) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Sheldon Conway (Paedophile United) with 19 goals
Top Assister: Colin Cash (Paedophile United) with 10 assists
Relegated Teams: FC Dynamo Potters + Roger Bayley F.C.
Ballbag Oatcake Championship Winners: Maine Road F.C.
Promoted Teams: Maine Road F.C. + Dans Allstars
Player of the Season: Alan Oakes (Maine Road F.C.) with 12(1) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Colin Bell (Maine Road F.C.) with 8 goals
Top Assister: Charlie Pace (Oceanic 815 FC) with 10 assists
Relegated Teams: Pulis and Sons + AFC Loggerheads
Ballbag Oatcake League 1 Winners: Chit Team
Promoted Teams: Chit Team + Team Babe
Player of the Season: Ledley Bunton (Chit Team) with 13(4) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Eddie Ainsworth (Chit Team) with 10 goals
Top Assister: Nick Greaves (Chit Team) with 7 assists
Relegated Teams: The Potters + Wombats FC
Ballbag Oatcake League 2 Winners: Deportivo SIOCH
Promoted Teams: Deportivo SIOCH + Hoofball United
Player of the Season: Jeremie Hammond (Hoofball United) with 10(6) X11s
Top Goalscorer: Robbie Winrow (Hoofball United) with 11 goals
Top Assister: Jeremie Hammond (Hoofball United) with 9 assists
Ballbag Oatcake League Cup Winners: Paedophile United (Played Hartshill Athletic)
Player of the Tournament: Colin Cash (Paedophile United)
Top Goalscorer: Leon Jowsey (Hartshill Athletic) and Sheldon Conway (Paedophile United)
Top Assister: Colin Cash (Paedophile United)
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Season I:
Ballbag League Winners: BG Vale (Roberts United were Runners Up)
Player of the Season: Alvin Heath (Roberts United)
Top Goalscorer: Frankie Gee - 15 Goals (BG Vale)
Top Assister: Matt Packham (Roberts United) & Tyler Greenacre (BG Vale) - 6 assists each
Relegated Teams: Dans Allstars & Bumphrey Gaylickers
Ballbag Division 1 Winners: FC Dynamo Potters
Promoted Teams: FC Dynamo Potters & Stoke Stormers
Player of the Season: Luther Windsor (Bowers City FC)
Top Goalscorer: Darren Gaunt - 8 goals (FC Dynamo Potters)
Top Assister: Tyrone Keeble - 7 assists (Bowers City FC)
Ballbag League Cup Winners: BG Vale (played FC Dynamo Potters)
Player of the Tournament: Wade Featherstone (FC Dynamo Potters)
Top Goalscorer: Patrick Dyke (AFC Vegas)
Top Assister: Gerald Folan (BG Vale)
Ballbag Shield Winners: Bowers City FC (played Stoke Stormers)
Player of the Tournament: Luther Windsor (Bowers City FC)
Top Goalscorer: Wendell Heary (Stoke Stormers) & Chris McGuinnes (Bowers City FC)
Top Assister: Henry McFadden (FC Dynamo Potters) |