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Last visit:2020-04-27 10:55
Member since:2005-06-11
From:
Oslo
Norway
Favorite player:Ryan Errey
Favorite position:Forward

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Best (2018-02-27)

Ranking
Best  225 (2010-06-22)

Motto:
Murphy was an optimist

Presentation:
Once upon the time I was declared a tactical genius. Easily going up the ranks, beating my opponents as easy butter. Enjoying great success in private leagues. Winning a league said to consist of national teams, despite all other managers cheating by buying and selling en masse. My ranked peaked at 233! Other members on the site read my work and clapped my back of admiration of my crisp sharp brains and also laughing of my to the point funniness. The moderators applauded me for my coolness and helpfulness. That was life in the fast line and certainly the best days of my life

But that was over a year ago (8/1/08 to be exact) and since then I've become (edited by moderator). Pure and utter (edited by moderator). Tactically I'm merely a shell of my former self and is losing matches is the rule, not the exception. I am of course the subject of grave ridiculousness and harassment in private leagues. Insults and and pestering in the main forum. Admins like to call me names and send me abusive mails. My pressers are laughed of, but not because they are funny, but rather because they are massively unfunny. Even the moderators ban me because of things I've not done. Every day is a hard fought struggle to obtain enough pride to get up in the morning and manage to look people in the eyes. I'm weeping myself to sleep in my bed and my only source of comfort is my old advanced D&D games. This is certainly the worst times of my life.

(as the saying goes)

Also known as:
Alan
Alan Berkovitz
Anul
Anul Berkovitz
Argumentative git
Barry Blunt
BERK
Cannibal's lover
Dub-dub-dubby
Dubby The Mule
Idiot
Ignorant pig
Ignorant
Illiterate, miserable, mind-numbingly boring, scribble-post-deleting vagina
Little Audub
Muledub
Nobber
Pussy The Chicken
Pussy The Mule
PTC
Mr. Simplistic
Stalker
Veedub
Weirdo
Woofter

Rank @ 31 may 2012
10955 of 66017

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Teams in private leagues
Norway
The BoxFresh VEEP (Inthegenes)

Teams in the past
FC Boring
Ultimate League

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