Jesus and his Pandas
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Manager: Philbin2004
''Giv Me That Crash Out Of Cup''
FC Giv Me That™ sensationally crashed out of the cup last week with a 7-6 penalty defeat to Golden Balls from a lower league. The game which saw the introduction of 24million midfielder Vokolos. On his debut Vokolos played a solid game and lead the team with an assist and goal.

The player has settled well in midfield and many pundits have tipped him to be a great success at the club and even a legend one day. This is the first time the team has had a captain in Philbin's era and it steps the team up a notch in quality. However his introduction in the cup dragged the teamwork values down and ultimately was one of the factors involved in the loss.

As manager Philbin still isnt speaking to Xpert due to transfer policies, assistant manager Brushy said this to a heated press room;

''Lets not beat around the bush, the performance in the cup was unsatisfactory. However its not too bad, our new player Vokolos has better form and there where no injuries. Our league game at home to Oswald was unlucky. We where behind going into the final stages and Belici saved us once again with a frekick in which only he could deliver. We have come to rely on his goals, and we can only thank him for them, we dare to think where we would be now if he hadn’t been fit enough to play.

Lady luck has not been with us this season and we still battle in he relegation zones. However one win could change this, away to Oswald next will be tough, but not impossible. They are a strong team with very good players, especially in midfield. We are already planning strategies to counter act this to get something out of the game. Our defence will also have to be mentally and physically tough, and with one of our top defensive rocks out this makes the mission even more impossible.

Firstly we have arranged a friendly with Lynxs on Friday to boost team work values on the fringe players. We hope their is no injuries and its a good clean game which we expect to win comfortably.

2007-10-02 18:35 739 Views Reporter: DrFlugel

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