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| Emulating The Greats |
Could you be the next "best manager to have ever graced XpertEleven"?
When I first joined Xpert Eleven about 3 years ago (under a different account back then, lost the email & X11 passwords) SambaSven and his imperious Smögens IF side were the manager & team to beat. Looking at the top 5 it's clear that Chrille & The AntiChrists (A potentially great band name) are the top guns on the Xpert Eleven platform nowadays.
After employing a historical statistician to study the specifics that made & continue to make these managers great, we've come up with some incredible deductions. And guess what? We're going to share them with you all! For FREE!
So without further ado, here is what you need to get your name into the hall of fame:
- Be Swedish; If you're not from Sweden, you could try calling all of your teams "Sweden". If all else fails consider using Google Translate to translate your press release to the world's greatest and most popular language, yes you've guessed it, Swedish!
- Have a Cool Nickname; I already missed that ship with "Kayay" but if you have a cool nickname you could already be on your way to the top! (note: CelticLegend is long overdue for an XCL win, theory may be wrong)
- Forget Team Building; Who needs to spend 12 ~ 15 years building a team that MIGHT or MIGHT NOT challenge for the top spots in the X11 world, simply "inherit" your team from the fool that actually tried, failed, & fled. Then follow some school boy steps & you'll be on your way to the top (note: Swedish passport could help)
- Blame the Game Engines Bias; We all know the game engine is clearly biased towards Swedish managers on X11. I mean how can an 8 team skill & 16 team form side destroy my beloved Königsberg IFC who are clearly the better side with 6 team skill & 13 team form in the cup?! YES! THE MANAGER WAS SWEDISH! (Not). Anyways, I've found that Swedish managers are favored by the Gods of X11.
- Become a Godless Sodomite; Speaking of the Gods, my historical statistician has found that if you do not believe in God or follow any religion, you're about 0.1337% more likely to become great. If you love metal music though, you're about 66.7% more likely to be in the top 5 before you know it! If you don't express your faith in any shape or form you'd fit into the 21.33% of top 5 managers historically.
- Own No More Than 2 Private Teams; preferably, own no private teams and use your full quota of created leagues. In which case you'd emulate Chrille. Owning no private teams at all would be a GRASSBANDITS kind of move and would help make X11 a bit less of a chore.
That's about all that my historical statistician has found regarding the suspicious behaviors of the X11 greats.
Join us again next week for some more of X11's deepest and darkest secrets!
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2015-01-21 00:41
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TheAPERSON
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