Flying Saucer Attack Division 4k, Pro League Manageri: Paddysh

Money can't buy you love

As far as the Saucers go; currently money can't buy us love, a win, a point or even the slighest advantage in the Cup. We have been playing like a lower league team all season and we will go down this season unless this poor run of results can be arrested pronto. Manager Paddysh was woken up earlier from under his stool in the Carfax Club by Vanuatuan Journo Inventa Story. After he'd wiped the sleep from his eyes, fouled the car park and downed half a bottle of Latvian Vodka the manager waxed lyrical: "Look, This is a Division one outfit, you'd think I had a real job to do. All my contract says is pick a team, run up some expenses on ale and then sleep most of the week. The rest is up to them. If I'd wanted a tough job, I would've applied for the job at Dynamic Brocolli Cookers in division 8 where they actually need some instructions. Don't blame me, blame the players". What could possibly go wrong for the rest of the season?

2018-05-02 00:29 2955 Luettu Reportteri: TonyBrazil

Atop the Lonely Mountain

Dwarves walk tall

The goals keep coming

Kings in conquering mood

Crisby hired in shock move

Warm reaction to new manager, too warm!

Exciting week to come

The Pro League season ends on a positive note for the Champions but they must keep playing on, as there's an XCL match to think about

Double trouble

Doing the double is not enough, now the Wildcats have their eyes on the XCL trophy, and doing it for the Pro League

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